SOLID GOLD

These were conceived as magnets, and I can say from personal experience that when these are on your fridge, everyone wants to be your friend and make out with you. Talk about a risk-free investment amiright. (These are also posted up in kitchens all over Portland, Oregon and EVERYONE is getting made out with there.)

Please contact me at emilyshortshorts@gmail.com to order, relay praise/large checks, or just to like chat about stuff.

Thanks for looking, you’re cute.